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I Hate TOEFL

My students in the TOEFL writing class mostly bombed their test this semester. Bombed it. Fours and eights out of thirty, where the same students got a 17 or more last time. The damn practice test on which so much is pinned in my hagwon gave them two “Integrated” questions, notoriously difficult conceptually and to execute. I hate TOEFL.

After forcing them to write yet another five-paragraph “Integrated” essay on a Tuesday morning at 10:30 AM (on the totally-irrelevant consequences of the Tire Reef in Fort Lauderdale),  I asked them to stop early and tell me what they thought about the whole idea of TOEFL essays, and why. What follows may be a snapshot of the struggle for English TOEFL competency (which I’m certain is not the same as simple English competency…in fact the two may even be at odds…).

” I think TOEFL integrated essays are complexed because they must have both reading and listening.”

” I think TOEFL integrated essay are hard becausing…it’s hard to find informations of the lecture”

“I think TOEFL integrated essays are so difficult. because it is hard to understand the reading and. also. it is hard to listen the listening section.”

“I think TOEFL integrated essays are hard because lecture is very hard.”

” I think TOEFL integrated essays are harder than independent because I don’t have to think my opinion If I didn’t listen my listening passage, I have get bad score.”

“I think TOEFL integrated essay are E.A.S.Y. kind of because Coleen Teacher held a lot and gave many tips for TOEFL integrated essay.”

“I think TOEFL integrated essays are easy but difficult ones are really difficult, because even though it gives reasons it’s hard to relate if difficult.”

Given the grammatical struggles, I’m not surprised that their scores. Yet some manage to communicate the idea behind the linguistic confusion, which surely must count for something. I don’t truly see the point of teaching a college entrance exam to children. I can’t blame them for hating TOEFL tooth and nail. I know I do.

19 days left of teaching in Korea!

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Chile versus Korea: The TEFL Showdown

Unfortunately, this is what happens when I give my students a creative task. It's a blood zombie.

Unfortunately, this is what happens when I give my students a creative task. It’s a blood zombie.

An hour before the flight, I asked a South Korean how to open the triangle kimbap I had just purchased. In Spanish. My last act in the Región de Magallanes y de la Antártica Chilena, where I’d lived for six months teaching English in a public school, was to eat a Korean staple food. I didn’t know it as we drove a red pickup truck along the Strait of Magellan to the airport, but that kimbap had sealed my fate.

At this point in my life, I’ve taught English in three different ways and on three different continents. The experience of being a volunteer English tutor for a Saudi Arabian student in my final year of university was the precursor to two years spent chasing TEFL around the world. My walks through Chile and Korea were coupled together from their very beginnings. The visas for Chile and South Korea face one another in my passport, their validity overlapping by three months. Remarkably, given the 18,000 km distance between Puerto Natales and Suwon-si, similarities between the two wildly different experiences exist. The differences are far more apparent.

Don't be fooled, this was taken after school let out for winter break. These halls know true chaos.

Don’t be fooled, this was taken after school let out for winter break. These halls know true chaos.

My current school is literally a world away from the high-risk public school in which I worked in Chile, volunteering as a full-time English teacher through the English Opens Doors program. We were fighting every day to keep my students in school. The dropout rate was high, despite laws to the contrary. Students (and occasionally teachers) did not seem to see the point of being in school. After about two weeks, I abandoned the textbooks issued by the MINEDUC because they were far beyond the grasp of my students. I taught 27 contact hours and also managed an after school English Club.

They really do deserve those stickers!

They really do deserve those stickers!

Now I work in a private academy (hagwon) in South Korea. My students come to me after a full day in public school. The hagwon in which I work is definitely a business first, and an educational venture second. We’ve been told not to try to be “real teachers” during trainings, and while we struggle to keep students in classes it is not an attempt to keep them from a life without education but to keep the revenue stream going. On the upside, I have far fewer contact hours per week and a lot of downtime to plan lessons. The set curriculum is somewhat rigid but allows for my own interpretation. I teach TOEFL to ten year olds, whereas in Chile my students were learning weather and how to say, “How are you?” In Chile, I had a reputation as a hard-ass teacher. In Korea, I’ve been called a pushover.

The differences between teaching in Korea and teaching in Chile go deeper. In my school in Chile, many of the parents had never completed high school. Some had never completed 8th grade. A few were illiterate. There were students with developmental and intellectual disabilities in my classes, something that I had no experience with before I volunteered with the EOD program. Halfway through my time in Puerto Natales, nationwide protests over the cost and quality of education in Chile ripped through the country from tip to tip. I participated in two national strikes, although I would have prefered to be with my students in class. The current revolution that the Chilean educational system is undergoing in rooted in the massive educational gains in the last 20-30 years. Seven out of ten university students are the first in their families to reach higher education. In my town in Patagonia, the populace is going from barely-literate to college-educated in the span of two generations, sometimes one.

Tia Coleen, with my students on July 8th, 2011

Tia Coleen, with my students on July 8th, 2011

In Korea, education is a central focus. Children are in school from morning until night from a very young age. The implementation of the hagwon system has a lot to do with this, but the intense competition for perfect grades is more likely the true root. I’ve had students tell me that if they miss even one question on their elementary school finals, they will have failed. 100% or nothing. The pressure causes more than a few to crack, and South Korea currently has the highest youth suicide rate in the world (340 in 2011, or nearly one per day *every day*). It is impossible not to see the ways that education culture affects my students. They are often exhausted and hungry, with little family time and not a lot of direct parental supervision. I can happily say that I never once had a parent in Chile complain that their child did not have enough homework.

Gyspy Pirate Fortune Teller Teacher, Halloween 2012

Gyspy Pirate Fortune Teller Teacher, Halloween 2012

And yet with all these differences and their depth, there are remarkable similarities between teaching in Chile and in South Korea. In terms of history, both countries are in the process of recovering from decades of rule by leaders that I would call dictators (even though some still consider Pinochet and Park Chun-He to be beloved presidents). Chile is currently the fastest-developing country in South America, and Korea has outpaced most of its neighbors for years to become the 11th largest world economy. Both governments have put a huge emphasis on the acquisition of English in their young people, through government programs like EOD and EPIK (public school placements in Korea). It is relatively easy to get a placement as an English teacher in both Korea and Chile, and the general requirements are the same: a degree from an university, a clean criminal record, HIV- status (despite the obvious discrimination), and the ability to move to another country and adapt to life there.

Three different kinds of ID, lined up from three different adventures

Three different kinds of ID, lined up from three different adventures

Another striking similarity is the massive gap between the rich and the poor in terms of access to and quality of education in both South Korea and Chile. My students are almost all from highly-affluent families, and their lives are very different from my students in Chile who occasionally struggled to have enough to eat. They see their attendance at an English hagwon as a burden, but their classmates in public schools simply do not have the same chance on an exam if their families cannot afford the tuition. The hagwon system in Korea perpetuates educational inequality, but in Chile the private and semi-private schools do the same.

This is how we did parades in Chile. A favorite photo of mine.

This is how we did parades in Chile. A favorite photo of mine.

This is how they do parades in Korea.

This is how they do parades in Korea.

The behavior of students is relatively different, but in both countries I occasionally have problems because my students do not see me as a real teacher, or perhaps even as a real person, because I am neither Chilean nor Korean. In both countries, I had to assert my authority as a teacher and win over students in spite of my readily-apparent Otherness. It usually works, and in both Chile and Korea I’ve found students who are happy to see me each time I walk into a classroom.

I miss the outdoors desperately in Korea, but generally things are great in both countries!

I miss the outdoors desperately in Korea, but generally things are great in both countries!

That last one may reveal the biggest similarity between teaching English in South Korea and teaching it in Chilean Patagonia. The children are precious and mostly willing to learn in both countries. Despite all the major cultural and linguistic differences, the day-to-day experience in my classroom is largely the same. Perhaps the thing tying the two vastly different experiences is simply that I am in both places, and that my teaching style is similar in both. In Korea I have infinitely more resources than I did in Chile, but it’s not possible to decorate the classrooms the way that I did in Chile. I felt more like a teacher in Chile, but I believe that I teach more here in Korea. My day-to-day life was more rugged in Chile, but my attempts to broach the cultural and linguistic divides in Korea were less successful.

I highly recommend TEFL in Chile. I highly recommend TEFL in South Korea. The two countries and their mirrored experiences continue to shape me, and certainly will as the next steps of my life become less foggy. If you have to choose between the two, know this: you cannot make a bad choice!

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My Vacation, According to My Students

Below is a collection of stories from my students during my week-long vacation in Colorado. I’m going to let the grammar and spelling stew in their own elementary student-ness. Most of them are pretty epic, but a couple are epic-ly boring. My commentary is in italics, and there are amazing hand-drawn pictures!

They were written in response to the following prompt:

WHERE IS COLEEN TEACHER, AND WHAT IS SHE DOING?

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Coleen went to Chille, to teach English. She is a volunteer. However, Coleen was little bit worried, because there were a lot of earthquakes in Chille…Few days later, the earthquake really happened. It was a 9.9 earthquake. It was the worst natural disaster in history, because the government needed 100 trillion $ to repair. Back to Coleen: I want to go back to korea! She went back safely. She was greatful to live.

In jail.

Coleen teacher is in time machine. so teacher visit future Avalon. And she explosion the Avalon and many academy. So she goes to jail. So she can’t come back Avalone

“but she fating…”

Coleen go to the space. She go at Monday. She so hard(???), but she like move in space. She is very hungry. So, she eat lunch. But it is so bad time, because she don’t be careful and food flying inside. It is so sad! AND, She meet monseat. She is scary. But she fating!(???) AND she win.

Coleen Eat World

one day coleen have a special clock. and she is going to alion and coleen is go to scary. and coleen is go very very very quiet and eat the city one the Engleland all of the world and 3 mites (???) age coleen is go to the gost monster. and coleen go to eat space present coleen is bad monster.

Obama and Romney are love robots, apparently

Today coleen go vote the principal. There is two. Obama and Rommey. Coleen vote Aboma. AND OBAMA WIN

The COLEEN Teacher is in the space. She are kicking with big rock. Coleen try. The Coleen Teacher is very strong, She destroy the big rock. The moon is be 4. But they be aliens. Coleen fighting aliens, too. Coleen win! The end.

One of my students apparently imagined a house fire.

coleen is in her home. She turn on the computer but computer have virus. So, coleen is very angry. So she punched the computer so the computer have a broken. so coleen’s house have fire. and all coleen’s family were died. (Messed, up, little eight-year-old girl child. Messed. Up.)

I guess she is in the airport, and she is going to China. When she arrives to China, she meets her friends in China. However, she lost and she calls her friends. However, her cell phone’s battery is none. Fortunately, she ask to someone and she can meet her friend.

I fail.

Coleen went to Colorado on her vacation (the only child to correctly remember where I actually went!). And she was taking a rest in her house. Then, there was vocanic eruption in there. Many people started to die. Then, she stopped fire by using Heli. She poured a lot of ice and water. But she failed. So, many people died.

Inside the trash can with my coworker, conversing about pencils.

Coleen went to trash can. She met lee. They are talking about Timmy and Harry. Lee said, “Timmy has Japan pencil! Oh my god! Coleen said, “Harry is very crazy! I will kill him!” Lee said, “No, I will destroy Harry! Do not kill him! Then Lee kill Coleen. -The End-

Coleen teacher went to America. She is traveling in the America. I think she is in the teacher’s room. She is working with her computer. Maybe. She went to the dentist. Now she is advicing with the dentist. (YAWN)

She is in the League of Legend. She is champion. She is cash item. (???) She is gangi. She is god because she is strange and strong. She is tall so she kick people And that’s her skill. I play league of legend and I buy Coleen. She is very strong champion.

She is in the hell yes to day at night the deathmen take it. The USA government take it and kill. I don’t know. (Holy shit…)

Decapitated by boomerang.

It’s good to see that the majority of my students believe that I kick the ass of space monsters and wildfires alike, but some of the stories are so boring they could be real. I wish they could be this creative all the time.

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